GRANNY MAKES HER WISH

I want a big dick for Christmas.
I want Santa Claus to come
down my chimney.
I want him to cum in my cunt.
I haven't been fucked in fifteen years.
I'm 75 years old.
Nobody wanted me when I was 60.
It's more hopeless a decade later.
God visited the Virgin Mother.
Was she 15 years old?
Why won't the old lecher
visit my bed one night
and fuck the shit out of me?
My pussy still purrs;
my pussy still grinds.
Maybe I've lost my teeth,
but can you imagine the blow jobs?
Maybe my breasts hang to my waist,
but have you ever eaten pussy
and sucked on a tit at the same time?
I want a hard dick inside of me, goddammit!
Bring me a cadaver
and I'll wait until rigor mortis
straightens his penis.
Isn't there a young guy
crazy to screw his grandmother?
Get drunk,
close your eyes,
turn off the lights
and set your imagination free.
Boys, men, dogs, horses!
I won't disappoint you.
I have my moneymaker,
but nobody is making a deposit.
Take it from granny, girls:
Fuck, fuck, fuck before age rapes you.